ridge:

me as a parent 

Omg

(via condom)

littlealleybug:

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

this is the fucking best thing I’ve ever heard I’m crying

(via nasai)

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

Omg😂😂

(via rosaparking)

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

(Source: iamjacobbb, via rosaparking)

ryannxp:

this is important

(via 2holy)

Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
Me: YAS! I ain't shit!